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THE
WIDE WORLD of POOP
A magazine of news, rumors and observances
from around the Conch League.
September 18, 2022
Volume 30, Week No. 1
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Eighty-One Points
Greetings and salutations Conchfritters. Well, the first week is in the books. There were tons of upsets. At least with my picks. The Nuclear-Powered Ouija board was glowing in the dark. But I guess I couldn’t read it. This week I got a night-light, to see what it is trying to tell me. So, check out my week two picks.
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What a welcome back, the KIL'A KOWBOYS had. Not only did he win his first game back, but he did it with style. Scoring eighty-one points. With the highest score in the league, he is sitting on the top of the Reef standings.
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The suicide pool was a real blood bath in week one. Half of the players were put out in the first week. Four players picked the Indianapolis Colts. They were saved, because the Colts did not lose, they tied. If your team that you picked did not lose, you move on. Good luck to everyone this week.
See ya next time,
Your Roving Pooper Scooper,
Conch911
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2022
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| OVER ALL |
774
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625
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0.553
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| SEASON |
2
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7
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0.222
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| LAST WEEK |
2
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7
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0.222
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MUSTANGS
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STEEL CURTAIN
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MUSTANGS
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BEAT THE BEST
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GREEN CHEESE
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GREEN CHEESE
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PAPALOTE
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BAM BAM BILLS
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PAPALOTE
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JUST CALL ME DADDY
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PIT BULLS ON CRACK
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PIT BULLS ON CRACK
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RATPAK
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HOT PEPPERS
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RATPAK
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KIL'A KOWBOYS
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G's DOLPHINS
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KIL'A KOWBOYS
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CRAZY GATORS
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GRIDIRON GRUNTS
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GRIDIRON GRUNTS
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The game of the week is the STEEL CURTAIN (0-1) versus the MUSTANGS (1-0). This is a battle of the brothers. A knock down, drag out, eye poking, till your dad has to yell at you, kind of a fight. These two teams are well matched. The Draperies have Derek Carr, Joe Mixon and Nick Chubb (the steam roller). Also, Mike Williams, who played Thursday night and scored twelve points. The Ponies are sporting a team with Kirk Cousins, D'Andre Swift, Davante Adams and Cooper Kupp. I think the Ponies have a slight edge, but, it should be a good game. I’m putting my money on the Ponies.
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REEF Division
Standings
At A Glance
2022 Season
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KIL'A KOWBOYS 1 0 - 1.000
GRIDIRON GRUNTS 1 0 - 1.000
RATPAK 1 0 - 1.000
HOT PEPPERS 1 0 - 1.000
PIT BULLS ON CRACK 0 1 - 0.000
G's DOLPHINS 0 1 - 0.000
CRAZY GATORS 0 1 - 0.000
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SURF Division
Standings
At A Glance
2022 Season
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MUSTANGS 1 0 - 1.000
JUST CALL ME DADDY 1 0 - 1.000
PAPALOTE 1 0 - 1.000
BAM BAM BILLS 0 1 - 0.000
BEAT THE BEST 0 1 - 0.000
STEEL CURTAIN 0 1 - 0.000
GREEN CHEESE 0 1 - 0.000
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POWER INDEX
2022 Season
Total Points
Multiplied By
Winning Percentage
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| 1 | KIL'A KOWBOYS | 81
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| 2 | MUSTANGS | 66
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| 3 | GRIDIRON GRUNTS | 51
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| 4 | RATPAK | 49
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| 5 | HOT PEPPERS | 43
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| 6 | JUST CALL ME DADDY | 41
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| 7 | PAPALOTE | 35
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| 8 | BAM BAM BILLS | 0
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| 9 | BEAT THE BEST | 0
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| 10 | CRAZY GATORS | 0
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| 11 | G's DOLPHINS | 0
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| 12 | GREEN CHEESE | 0
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| 13 | PIT BULLS ON CRACK | 0
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| 14 | STEEL CURTAIN | 0
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CONCH GAMES RESULTS
Week 1
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A suicide league or suicide pool is where you pick one team per week. If you are correct you move on to the next week. If you are wrong, you are dead and out. You can only pick a team once per season.
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